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Black Friday

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 6:35 PM
  • Mood: Uneasy
  • Listening to: The sound of my blood pressure increasing
  • Watching: Vampire Knight
  • Drinking: Nerve Relaxent
Yes, I am going out on black friday... what's that dad? Oh yeah, teh shot gun is under the seat in the car.Just kidding... seriously, stop looking at me like that. Anyways, myself and kedaousadamaa are gonig otu shopping tommorow. And yes, my will is already written down if I get trampled by ravenous shoppers *mutters* it's around here somewhere...

Anyway, I am going to risk life and limb (only mine though) to get all of three presents for people. Those of you who don't know( or those of you who have forgotten), I am Jewish, so I don't celebrate Christmas.

Black Friday, you wanna talk about holidays made up for the sole purpose of supporting consumerism, there it be laddie. Seriously, don't even get me started on consumerism, it pisses me off so much. Did you know that our country was never close to as far in debt as it is now before consumerism. For those of you who are unenlightened, let me take you back in time.

Consumerism is defined as, "Making the average consumer dissatisfied with their current posessions or lifestyle." Yes, the underpinnings of our economy is making you feel inadequate. Move back to around the time of the first and second world war. All of these factories are geared up for production, and all this shit is left over, so the president decides to try and make up some of the money spent byu getting people to buy all the surplus.

Now we are so far in debt because we must have the next thing that if china was a bank they would forclose on our "mortgage/loan" and take the deed to America. Seriously, the only reason we haven't gone under is because we order so much from China.

If you have an counter arguments, don't bother to try to correct me, I don't care what you think.

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Yes, I suck at faces...and bodies TT_TT. But I rock at weapons and machines, especially at stuff with blades! I guess I'm too right brained. I will take any commisions for weapons and the like.Eventually some of my work will be able to speak for itself.

I have a Fanfiction.net account, which is where most of my work appears. [link]

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  • Current Residence: Florida
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Lg or XL
  • Interests: Manga, Anime, Gaming
  • Favourite movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Favourite band or musician: Goukisan(Newgrounds)
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno/Insturmentals
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephanie Meyer
  • Favourite style of art: writing(although every once in a while I will try to draw...and fail *sigh*)
  • Operating System: Vista currently
  • MP3 player of choice: Zen
  • Skin of choice: One that is covering me
  • Favourite game: Oblivion
  • Favourite gaming platform: Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Toph (she counts right?)
  • Personal Quote: If they didn't want you to get into it, why did they make it so tempting to hack it?
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer, Notebook Paper, Mechanical Pencil

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:iconclubtail:
Let me know when you do my meme, okay?

How'd you find it?

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=mansionfans Here Comes the BRIDE.
:iconsammyslion:
I saw you a couple days ago. Did you have fun at your anime thingie? With Liz?

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:bulletpink:Icon by *Kitty-Kitty-Koneko:bulletpink:
•~KawaiiPokemonClub A Kawaii PKMN home.•
:bulletred:Stay wild:bulletred:
:bulletblue:Holy mudkip muffins © ME:bulletblue:
:bulletorange:orange is its own:bulletorange:
:iconthelittleprince5:
Actually, we had quite a lot of fun... at least, I did. We both bought stuff, and we got to shoot people, what more can you want.

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Hunter: Die evil monster!
Me: It was not by my own hands I was given flesh. I was resurrected by HUMANS who wished to pay ME tribute.
Hunter: That is no excuse for those horrible pairings *swings sword*
:iconstevehno96:
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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This guy made my avatar: [link]

Note: his icon is 40 x 40. I had to resize to 50 x 50, but this is his work.
:iconsammyslion:
hello jeff. i saw you today.

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:bulletpink:Icon by *Kitty-Kitty-Koneko:bulletpink:
•~KawaiiPokemonClub A Kawaii PKMN home.•
:bulletred:Stay wild:bulletred:
:bulletblue:Holy mudkip muffins © ME:bulletblue:
:bulletorange:orange is its own:bulletorange:
:iconkurekitsune:
Hello there random deviant. :D
I rather enjoyed myself browsing your gallery - I particularly like your story. ;) I loved Spirited Away. :heart:

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A girl worth kissing

is not easily kissed.


"They have llamas. You like llamas." - Max

Friend: Question...
Me: If it's how to say "shut the fuck up" in Portuguese, I don't know.
Friend: ... damn.
:iconthelittleprince5:
Thanks, it's always nice to feel loved!

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Hunter: Die evil monster!
Me: It was not by my own hands I was given flesh. I was resurrected by HUMANS who wished to pay ME tribute.
Hunter: That is no excuse for those horrible pairings *swings sword*
:iconotteroftheeraser:
LOL JEFF? Hi. :D

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Reach out and punch someone.

Still not a projectile weapon.
:iconthelittleprince5:
Hey! I still need to talk to you about that commish. In other news, I love that new strip you posted for Bowman's class. That sounds exactly like something Bowman would say. I'm so jealous of you. I can't wait for more.

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Hunter: Die evil monster!
Me: It was not by my own hands I was given flesh. I was resurrected by HUMANS who wished to pay ME tribute.
Hunter: That is no excuse for those horrible pairings *swings sword*
:iconotteroftheeraser:
Oh that's right XD I don't check my DA much anymore... D: Like, come talk to me at break or sommat.

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Reach out and punch someone.

Still not a projectile weapon.

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